Writing

McSweeney’s

A Middle of the Date Questionnaire

Points in Case

Yep, This Salad Is the Boring Kind

The Girl Boss Guide to Pitching Kind of a Dumb Idea, When You Have a Minute, Not a Big Deal

Rating the Jobs That LinkedIn Thinks I Can Do

What Your Holiday Is Like Based on Your Outdoor Decorations

Quarantine Hobby Report Card

My Smoothie is Green and Now I Can See Sound

The Women Modifying Workouts in Your Exercise Videos Are Unionizing

Everyone Who Has Ever Seen Me Naked, Ranked 

Royalty-Free Podcasts so You Don’t Have to Hear Another Quip Ad

It’s Me, Female Action Protagonist, Here to Solve Sexism

The Evolution of Ghosting Over Half a Century

Daily Drunk Mag

Checking In On Your Spotify Activity

I Survived: My Bathroom Stall Didn’t Have the Tampon Trashcan

Track By Track Analysis of One Directions Debut Album’s Worst Lyrics And Why I Love Them

Saddest 6 Word Stories On Facebook Marketplace

Don’t Fuck With Me, I Ride A Stationary Bike

Cocktail Recipe: Walking Around With Wine In A Water Bottle

Humor Darling

I’m The Half Used Fall Candle From Last Year And I’d Really Like to Die

Sally Mag

 What I Think the Musical in “High School Musical” Is About

Nothing You Get Me For Christmas Can Top What ABBA Gives Me Year Round

A Hate Letter to the Arrogant CV Version of Me

Little Old Lady Comedy

New Streaming Platform Just Quick Bright Flashes On A Screen

5 Holiday Drinks That Are Just A Way to Avoid Your Family

Robot Butt

Quiz: Do You Have COVID-19 or a Strange and Mysterious Old-Timey Disease?

How to Get Rid of Your Jimmy Fallon Infestation

The Subtext of Amazon’s Holiday Gift Guides

5 Christmas Candle Scents That Say “I Don’t Know A Single Thing About You”

Finding Adult Sources of Validation That Aren’t Your Former English Professor

Philly Live

DECADE SERIES: Alyssa Moore’s Top 5 Albums of the Decade

Twin Peaks Fans Prove That They Would Die For “Wild Onion”